/* THE SOCIETY */
    Field engineering, cipher work, Nordic procedural consultation ... Jill
    Everything else, allegedly ................................... Scott
    Mascot ...................................................... Lotor
    Night shift ................................................. Nattlotor

/* SITE */
    Language .... PHP 8.4, hand-rolled, no framework
    Storage ..... MariaDB, ten tables, two of which matter
    Build step .. none
    Type ........ Bodoni Moda, Playfair Display, Abril Fatface,
                  Cormorant Garamond, Courier Prime — self-hosted
    Colour ...... warm ink on bone. Never #000 on #FFF.
    Holdings .... 28 accessioned items

/* MOTTO */
    Everything is findable.
    Quod invenimus, tenemus.